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Your Score: Dr. Robert Chase

80% Eccentricity, 40% Confidence, 5% Kindness

Congratulations, you're Dr. Robert Chase! You're quite the complicated person. While you may seem like a perfectly normal extremely attractive person, there is far more to you than meets the eye. It's quite likely that you've had some unusual experiences in your life, whether it be something along the lines of a stint in seminary school or something along the lines of S&M parties. You are rather insecure, and will often do things you don't want to do to win the good favors of others. While you may seem nice enough, getting ahead and doing what's best for yourself is usually more important to you than much else in life.

Link: The House, MD Personality Test written by freedomdegrees on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

fuck with your children's mitochondrial DNA

FEED THEM SODA. Seriously. Am I the only one reading this and seeing the bit about the recall last year or the disturbing bit about benzene?

I'm just saying...

Junior Junior, Junior, Junior...

I have a new roommate, only he is not a roommate. Junior is sharing some of my space cause he needs it and just landed a job at the House of Blues (cause he rocks) - We have been very clear about communication -
here is a pic in case you didn't know him already and the YouTube is his burlesque act of a year or more ago - cause it is Junior. He has many other names and talents, but really he is like my little brother - & if you haven't put 3 & 4 together yet - he was along for the ride to Madison in the fall.

Fuck yeah....

The words of Warren, this is what I say everyday and no one listens...

St Louis...

OK so I feel SOOOOOOOO old. Caitlin has graduated. I went w/ my cousin (possibly the greatest man in the world) all the way to St Louis to see the graduation. It as long and drawn out and insane. I watched her mother bait her father (and he of course declined like a gentleman). It was astounding to watch the show. And of course to accept that yes, she is really grown up and wearing the robe and hat and has a diploma in her hand. I loved spending time w/ her. It was wonderful. Now, if we could just get her to learn how to eat w/ chopsticks...


Oh and then I slept, I had Monday and Tuesday off, and I slept and cleaned (started to anyway), and had an intermittent visitor (Kerry) it was most enjoyable. I wouldn’t trade those extra days off for all of the world.

What the fuck...

What the Hell kind of world am I living in? Who does this...

Ding dong...

THE Motherfuckinbackstabbingfearbasedfaithingpieceofshitcocksucker is DEAD!!!

Peace for all who have been prosecuted by his particular brand of "christianity" based on fear and hatred instead of love and peace. 1 less voice making life harder for gay youth and fighting against the physical and emotional well-being of women.

The Wedding pt 2

NO BLOODY PICS YET grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

There are no words to express the rushes of emotions left from my sister’s wedding. My baby sister is now married, to a wonderful man who I totally approve of. My approval is totally optional. I know this. I saw so many people I haven’t seen in years. Many of which I met for the first time at Show & Tell in my 1st & 2nd grade years. They were the younger siblings of my classmates. So eerie to see them all grown up.

HIGHLIGHTS:

Seeing my brother-in-law Larry caring for his daughter Reese.
Rylee, my niece falling asleep in my arms at the reception.
Mom’s best friend offering me wine as I sat w/ Rylee asleep in my arms.
One of the many bridesmaids pulling up my hair and putting ice on my neck while I sat w/ Rylee in my arms.
Eric for actually going to get the parents of Rylee so I could be free again after 15 mins of sweating 6 yr old glommed onto me int eh middle of the reception.
Running around like a madwoman being “my mom’s bitch” all weekend.
Wrapping 13 pairs of shoes and putting together gift bags w/ my sister and her maid of honor.
Talking to Bachelor 7:2007 (hereby named for future reference: Kerry) on the drive and seeing him after getting home from the wedding. Every so often it is so nice to be with a man who actually cares about me.
The car ride w/ Caitlin on the way to Lima w/ following my mom w/ Reese.
Getting to see so many of my crazy relatives and Brian and Sarah’s new baby.
All the extra baby time I spent w/ Reese and Morrigan before the wedding.
Walking my sister down the aisle.
Walking my mother back up the aisle.
Txting w/ Bachelor 3:2007 before the ceremony. HOT – thanks again if you read this.
Seeing my sister take her vows with the man she loves.
Being entirely not sober w/ my mother and the parents of the groom going to a dive bar near the reception site.
Watching my mother, the instigator sip on her drink while shouting at the mother of the groom to chug hers.
Eating pizza w/ Liz’s new in-laws at 2am.
Retiring to my room alone, to shower and relax w/ not a care in the world.
Rylee falling asleep on me while we were waiting to open presents the day after the wedding.

The memes continue

Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)

Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 80% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 75% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 75% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 70% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65% Wash (Ship Pilot) 65% River (Stowaway) 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 50% A Reaver (Cannibal) 35% Alliance 20%

Dependable and trustworthy. You love your significant other and you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.

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Who knew?

Seriously

OK, I knew I was coming home to walk my sister down the aisle... I knew mom had sd a few times that there were 25 people in the wedding & for some reason that translated in my lil mind to mean that there were 25 people - including the bride and groom, mom and I, the groom's parents, the mini-bride/groom, maybe some assorted (I was thinking like 6 or so) bridesmaids and groomsmen and of course bestman/maid of honor...

I WAS WAAAAAY WRONG. There are 13 women and 12 men in the bridal party... including 2 best men, a maid and matron of honor, and 11 bridesmaids and 10 groomsmen, not including a mini-bride, and 2 mini-grooms. DUDE, It is surreal how big this wedding is going to be - the rehearsal last night was insane. We filled a hall w/ just the wedding party and their dates/spouses. It is overwhelming to say the least. I am sitting right this second dressed & waiting to go up to the church. Waiting...

Home

Home, safe and sound - a lovely conversation already had. A beautiful 60º outside spent swinging on a swing on the porch, looking at the stars reflecting in the lake. Beautiful. Breathtaking. Perfect.

I'm off to bed - the wedding is in less than 36 hrs.

Weak

Weakness is not desired here. I do not wish to surround myself with cowards. I hate that it takes so long for people to show their tru colors. I wish everyone had warning signs. Or somewhere you could go see that when push comes to shove comes to bowling you over they will skip out. They will leave you standing alone. Because you stand, you don't know any other way. For all of the "bending like water" you stand. I hate getting kicked in the gut, stomped on by life, by the garbage, by my fears, by my insecurities, and looking up and finding myself alone. I swear I wasn't when things came up, but now I am.

I didn't write this today. I wrote it a while back - & heard a name scurry across my iChat and remembered a coward and remembered starting to write something...

So I figured I would write more today.

I'm not her. I don't start fights w/ boifriends for no reason. I am not radiation when I argue - I do not fester the wound in a relationship and expect things to be ok. I am strong enough to be alone.

It's the End of the World as we Know it....

And I feel fine.

Fucking Brilliant or "When Ducks Fuck"

This is fascinating stuff...



The genitals of the mallard (Anas platyrhynchos), female vagina on the left, male phallus on the right (size bar = 2 centimeters). An escalating sexual arms race between male and female mallards over which sex gets to control reproduction has resulted in increasingly longer phalluses and ever more elaborate vaginas. Credit: Patricia Brennan

MayDay

Happy Beltane

No sex for me, no broom jumping either, no bonfire, nothing but some Chinese food and a cold bed...

If you've got someone, fuck 'em. If only for the rest of us who sleep alone tonight...