There - no more crazed requests

Here you go - a decently comprehensive sexual based purity test. I took it - go take it and get back to me

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Straight Single Pink-Skinned 26 to 32-Year old Females (213 total)
Dating	0%	34.22%	24.45%	Gone steady
Self-Lovin'	9.09%	61.28%	57.01%	I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
Shamelessness	22.58%	77.55%	68.73%	For Christ's sake, put your clothes on!
Sex Drive	23.81%	75.25%	65.35%	Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking
Straightness	0%	39.6%	15.49%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	24.07%	78.64%	81.84%	Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Dominant	11.67%	87.01%	82.95%	Master of everyone's domain
Submissive	23.81%	87.39%	79.72%	Feels uncomfortable without manacles on
Fucking Sick	54.08%	90.03%	86.93%	Dipped into depravity
Total Score	22.62%	74.02%	67.07%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Post-scopes

So - all grand - I am sleeping a lot - that is to say - I am enjoying the far-reaching effects of the good stuff, and sleeping every bit of time I can. Basically the 30 hour nap I always say I want.

RESULTS: 3 polyps in my stomach - removed. A hiatal hernia (reason for my GERD). My colon was clean as a whistle. Overall = YAY!!!
(pics are forthcoming)

Tales from the Crapper

Oh how Troma would be - not unproud. Obi is in the litterbox doing her thing - I'm doing the prep for the EGD/Colonoscopy tomorrow so I am "crapping clear" as my sis put it. It is not nearly as bad as everyone bitches and moans about. I think mostly because I've been monitoring my diet this week, and keeping tabs on how much is consumed for the last few days - way less than usual - I've been hungry, but there has not been any huge crampy terrible things. All golden (almost literally).


So all good - think happy thoughts tomorrow. My tests start at 8am, and my most gracious adn wonderful cousin is taking care of making sure I get from point A to B.

"Hang Dai fucking Wu, Hang Dai..."

No one else but the wee one, and the ardent Deadwood fans are going to understand this, but dammit, I just saw the August 21st episode yesterday, and beyond the whole shock of who got killed and how - there was Wu. So "Hang Dai". Today I don't know if I am the fish or the fowl, or just a "little bitty worm on a big fuckin hook". It'll sort itself out by tomorrow. I hope.

One word: Community

I'm alone, very alone. I need community. Not a boifriend, not just friends, for a change not even a commune. I need a community of people around me who share my beliefs. Who are not all "recovering Catholics", who do not spend their whole time differentiating their spiritual views from everyone elses'. Who maybe are a little pagany bent in their processes and paths and rituals. Who maybe groove a little more on how much we are all searching for the same things and are saying the same things with different words.

That is really my thought today as I move about the apt cleaning up for this week's tests and crazy. A community where I belong.

What the fuck?

Just tell me, please, how the fuck this happens. Because I have no words. it is reminiscent of House of 1000 Corpses. with the sexuality and all, but they left the children alone. YOU DO NOT DO THAT SORT OF THING - EVEN IN THE MOVIES - TO KIDS.

cause I am on the drugs and bored I've been taking these all afternoon

TeeHeeHee

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Are You a Good Kisser?

& I am smart according to the Quick & Dirty

Your IQ Is 135

Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Take that drunken monkey boi

Your Driving Is is: 71% Male, 29% Female

According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male. You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you. And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver.

Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

& like the song says...I'm evil

You Are 74% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

And full of wrath

Your Wrath Quotient: 69%

Everyone around you pretty much fears your wrath... which is probably what you want. But just remember, there's a very thin line between fear and hate!

How Much Wrath Do You Have?

Ohhh the purple that I am

You Are Grape

You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person.

What Color Purple Are You?

Fuck them hard

Yes, fuck them all. I just read this. Where the fuck were buffer zones when AIDS pts funerals were being protested against? When the crazy Christians decided to protest the funerals of gay men? Where the fuck was our peace? Oh yeah - that's right soldiers are waaay better more important people than the rest of us. No one else deserved protection for peace or dignity or respect for their deaths until the soldiers' funerals started getting protested against.

FUCK THEM ALL

I - as a grown up learned to suck it up because it was their right to protest - in bad taste, sure - but within their rights. Isn't it more of a statement about freedom that protesters are allowed to voice their opinions at such an occasion than to be held away by a "buffer zone". Isn't that what being an American is all about?

oh, this day of days

I am tired and hurty, bitchy and moany, and in general unfit for human interaction. The only highlight is seeing 300 this wknd. I just feel exhausted. & a week from today is the EGD&colonoscopy. YAY. I can't wait. Raaaawwwrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh me, Oh my

Why am I not asleep yet?



No use trying to fight it, you're an eight-sided die, a d8. A fine example of simple elegance, the d8 is one of the least appreciated types of dice, and is often neglected. You are known to be quiet and shy, outward traits that conceal viscous sarcasm and mean wit. You are very smart, yet wise enough to hide your intelligence the quicker they found out how smart you are, the sooner they'll put you to work, which is something you can do without. People call you dark and pessimistic, or moody and cynical. You find little point in arguing.

How beautiful is this?

I say - very.

Many thanks to the artist Brenda Baker

Dude....

Freakin cool as Hell.

In a computer generated illustration supplied by the American Institute of Mathematics, the E8 root system related to the Lie group E8, which is 248 dimensions, is seen. A math problem so complicated that its solution would cover the island of Manhattan if written out was cracked by researchers after going unsolved for more than a century. The 18-member team of mathematicians and computer scientists convened by the American Institute of Mathematics in Palo Alto, Calif., took four years to map a 248-dimensional object known as the "Lie group E8." (AP Graphic/John Stembridge, University of Michigan)

Erica do not look at this

Oh, I cannot stop giggling.

Need I say more?

Happy Ostara - and start of spring

hehehehe - apparently I'm cute.

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Why I love Gordon Ramsey

"If I was a lady, and I had a vagina nothing would be coming out of it. Certainly not an 8 pound baby..."

This was the best quote ever, and the fact that he said it very simply, matteroffactly, made it even more perfect.

Aside of course from the fact that he swears about as much as I do.

Nothing to even rant about

St Patrick's day was yesterday, and we drank & ate, and played. Overall it was a good time.


Today I finished a hat, tried fruitlessly to plan my week. I have a dozen things to do, but I can't actually do anything. My hair is getting dyed, fried, and swooped to the side tomorrow night.

I have to talk to my doc's ofc, cause she either wrote the script for my birth control pills wrong or the pharmacy filled it wrong - either way - it has got to get sorted out ASAP. I hate juggling pills based on $$$ issues - if I get them 1ce a month at the pharmacy here - it is a $10 copay per. If I get them in the mail it is a $20 copay per. However by mail I am eligible to get a 90 day supply at once - therefore $30 over 3 months drops to $20. Which is ideal - kinda, but they only sent 1 of a 30 day supply. Which means I have to call both parties and see where the hang up is & if it can be corrected w/o charging me an arm & a leg.

Again I can't do anything til tomorrow when the ofc opens. My brain is twitchy, and I'm hungering for something to do. I am casting & knitting, watching tv & movies, Oh, and cuddling the cats. They appreciate the attention. Hopefully this will be enough to recharge me for the crazy this week. YAY anemia. Less than 2 weeks to go til the EGD/colonoscopy & I can't wait, course it won't exactly solve any problems.

Happy Pi Day!!!

As you may or may not know - I am spending it with a bunch of people from work getting my CPR creds on.


YAY!!!

New stuff

OK - here goes - I've been talking about it - the new cards are ordered. I will be heading out to start up shortly. Should be good to go by 4/1ish. I am on drugs next weekend, and the EGD/Colonoscopy the next (not the best state to try to work in)

Preview of the cards:

My raise

I found out what I am getting for my raise this year.

It is not enough to cover the increase in our health insurance.

It was less than I got last year.

There was no explanation given.

There was nothing in my review to hint at this. (in fact I received more "exceeds expectations" than ever before)

If I leave now and search for more $$$s elsewhere I will not be able to find as good health coverage.

The differences tween the $$ possibilities and the $$ I would have to dump into the my health care would still put me in the hole, for the health care.

In case you haven't been keeping score: I'm not entirely well: We're looking at a hysterectomy in the next few years. My EGD and colonoscopy are in less than 2 wks, and we have no idea what that will turn up.

What the FUCK.

HELP.

oh the joi of these moments

My favorite Robin Hood EVER - is coming out on DVD in the US this Tuesday. The first set of discs covers seasons 1&2. - when the Brit sets came out there were 3 sets, one for each season. Only a handful of the episodes were released on VHS - I own 2. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I am so excited. I've been trying to hunt down Brit DVD copies to no avail. I just can't contain my joy.

Even my niece is happy - though I don't think she realizes why she should be happy yet.

Cuddly Kitties

Obi and DiFranco

Grrrrr Kitties

Obi and DiFranco

Oh my life....

"Another saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way. "










Grrrrrrrr... I'm bored. I'm sitting here faux knitting a scarf to go w/ the noggin' warmer I made last Saturday night. The cats are curled up nearby, & I feel like I've gotten everything & nothing done today. Doc Oc visit - done. Granola & Oranges - acquired. I'm watching "Chumscrubber" - & I like it. No booze, no drugs, just chillin' at home. Alone. Bored.

Nuthin' hotter

Than a self described Renaissance man misspelling the word renaissance.

Punishments...

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It will be hard, but I will keep trying, everyday.

Thanks guys

Hey Rebecca - still feel like pork tonight?

Hey Erica - so we need to duplicate this right? - just name the time and place, cause ewwwwww.




Hey I&R - Yes, bacon must be safe - cause it is a vegetable, remember?

Cause I can't freakin resist

Joe:

Do you ever feel

Like everyone around you is carrying around in them a complete bullshit idea of you. Maybe it changes, maybe not so much.

Maybe one day there is conflict and these ideas of you come to the forefront. Maybe you aren't the person that everyone thought you were. And now they don't want you around anymore. Now that they see you for who you are.

Maybe not. Maybe you never find out. Maybe it just sits there until one day you have a conversation that forces them to step outside their ideas and ideals of you.

Maybe when it happens your relationship is over. Mabe you mourn that loss.
Maybe it just changes and your life changes and the next thing you know you are waking up next to someone you don't recognize and the person in mirror won't talk to you anymore.

Welcome to my worlds.

I get to make money tomorrow

Keep rubbing your dirty candy covered monkey paws together.

None of it is for you.

I get overtime for the first time since in the last 4 yrs.

Joi