NO KIDDING!! Between my step-sibs, in-laws, & cousins we had FIVE, that's right FIVE, babies born in 3 months in my family. One of the big advantages to not getting laid, I guess. The few times the opportunity has come around, the little voices in my head say "don't do it...you're fertile", while the hormones say "Come on, your clock is ticking!!!" Thank god I don't care about clocks & can fight the hormones...Although, January is Metallica in Chi-town with scrumptious young man. Good job, no kids, no wife, good teeth, 4 out of 5 isn't bad. That one will be really tough! 5th row center (where we sat @ The Palace), Lars, smoke, beer, and a fine young man is seriously going to test my resistance skills.
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Wooo Hooo! What a beautiful baby. Congrats to Mom and family.
YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!
Up to your eyeballs in brand new babies... good lord, woman... have you been sprinkling everyone with fertility dust or something??
Apparently the magic is simply me not having sex. Everyone else gets it on & poof - babies.
NO KIDDING!! Between my step-sibs, in-laws, & cousins we had FIVE, that's right FIVE, babies born in 3 months in my family. One of the big advantages to not getting laid, I guess. The few times the opportunity has come around, the little voices in my head say "don't do it...you're fertile", while the hormones say "Come on, your clock is ticking!!!" Thank god I don't care about clocks & can fight the hormones...Although, January is Metallica in Chi-town with scrumptious young man. Good job, no kids, no wife, good teeth, 4 out of 5 isn't bad. That one will be really tough! 5th row center (where we sat @ The Palace), Lars, smoke, beer, and a fine young man is seriously going to test my resistance skills.
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